Monday, February 06, 2006

Two Exciting Things About Sunday

1.) Those goddamn lunatics have done it! Five fucking blades!

The prophecy has come to fruition. The end of days are nigh.

2.) I now know what a "Code Black" is.


At 8:22 AM, Blogger Sean H. said...

Which is scarier: five blades or code black?

I also think someone will go straight to triple dog dare and go to seven. A breach of ettiquette to be sure but six will be skipped.

My razor still has two.

At 8:27 AM, Anonymous jeremiah said...

I'm glad someone else thought of that Onion article. We're still waiting on the extra lotion strip, though.

Out of curiosity, has anyone out there ever been shaving and thought to themselves, "Shit, this is hard? I need reinforcements?"

At 12:27 PM, Anonymous Samari said...

actually, the fusion has 6 blades. 5 on the front, one on the back.


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