Stuffing the Passer - Wann-stache'd

The Gang wants to get ready for next week's game against the University of UCONN, but first we have to clear the air about that event that happened last week in Pittsburgh. We've got this big hunk of populist bile in our throat that we need to clear out, and it's pretty clear the gang is starting to unravel at the seams as well.

It even looks like Muppet Charlie Weis might have pulled a Bill O'Reilly-esque freakout. I guess that explains the guys in suits standing behind him at the last press conference.

Don't worry, Irish fans, though things might seem bleak now, you can always count on us to whistle past the graveyard with the fury of an, ahm, thousand-piece orchestra... thing. You know what I mean. Stiff upper lip, lads. The puppets are your friends.

God help us all.

We'll do it live!