Monday, November 16, 2009

Stuffing the Passer - Wann-stache'd

The Gang wants to get ready for next week's game against the University of UCONN, but first we have to clear the air about that event that happened last week in Pittsburgh. We've got this big hunk of populist bile in our throat that we need to clear out, and it's pretty clear the gang is starting to unravel at the seams as well.

It even looks like Muppet Charlie Weis might have pulled a Bill O'Reilly-esque freakout. I guess that explains the guys in suits standing behind him at the last press conference.

Don't worry, Irish fans, though things might seem bleak now, you can always count on us to whistle past the graveyard with the fury of an, ahm, thousand-piece orchestra... thing. You know what I mean. Stiff upper lip, lads. The puppets are your friends.

God help us all.


We'll do it live!



5 Comments:

At 12:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wtf is this based on other than complete and utter rampant speculation?

 
At 5:22 PM, Anonymous FMD said...

OMGZ USE GUYS N UR WEBSITEZ MAKE JOKES OUT OF RUMERZ!!!111!!ELEVENTY!!!

HOW DAREZ U!

 
At 6:26 PM, Blogger fightinamish said...

Heh. Just so there's no confusion, we were talking about *puppet* Charlie Weis freaking out. No rumormongering, just making stuff up about fuzzy stuffed monsters.

 
At 4:19 PM, Blogger The Head Judge said...

Personally, I feel the internetwebs could use more rampant speculation. Like how Sarah Palin is lobbying the Irish boosters to let Charlie keep his job. Its so crazy, it has to be true!

 
At 9:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So that is how Jimmie got is black eye. He got Wann-stache'd a week late..

 

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