Stuffing the Passer - A Day in the Life

Coach Kelly is a pretty busy guy, as we found out during the telecast of the game last week. His schedule is jam-packed with all kinds of important events, like gladhanding donors, meeting with basketball recruits, gladhanding donors, gladhanding alumni, and gladhanding donors. Such is the life of a coach at a division one football program, and that's just the way the business goes these days. Our one minor tiny critique is that perhaps squeezing in some time to teach the team football between Long John Silvers dedication ceremonies would be better for everyone involved. But that's just us.

What is that, an ocelot?