Stuffing the Passer - Sockmento
So, not sure if any of you remember, but a long long long long long long time ago yesterday the big story surrounding Notre Dame football was Coach Kelly's brief flirtation with the NFL before coming back into the fold in South Bend. I know, I know, some of you might not remember the olden days of yesterday. As usual, feel free to ask the old guy with the eyepatch at your local VFW what the world was like way back on Tuesday.
Anyway, we made an episode about that. As for that other story (you know, the one that's bigger than the Kennedy Assassination and the Beatles combined), well, we've already released our official statement, and we stand by it.
Look, I'm normally all for elaborate scams cribbed from Dickens novels...