Monday, June 19, 2006

Dwayne Jarrett: Two Minutes for Squatting

The NCAA pulled out its whistle this weekend and tagged USC receiver Dwayne Jarrett with a two-minute minor for Squatting after discovering Jarrett lived in a palacial $4,000-a-month apartment paid for by known nefarious booster Matt Leinart's father, Bob, to whom Jarrett paid a monthly rent which consisted of bits of string and tales of adventure.

In a nearly unprecedented show of force, the NCAA handed Jarrett two full minutes in the penalty box, where he will have to sit and feel shame until his application to be reinstated is rubber-stamped.