Monday, June 19, 2006

Dwayne Jarrett: Two Minutes for Squatting

The NCAA pulled out its whistle this weekend and tagged USC receiver Dwayne Jarrett with a two-minute minor for Squatting after discovering Jarrett lived in a palacial $4,000-a-month apartment paid for by known nefarious booster Matt Leinart's father, Bob, to whom Jarrett paid a monthly rent which consisted of bits of string and tales of adventure.

In a nearly unprecedented show of force, the NCAA handed Jarrett two full minutes in the penalty box, where he will have to sit and feel shame until his application to be reinstated is rubber-stamped.


At 1:25 PM, Blogger IrishOutsider said...

I'm still waiting for them to whistle Matt Leinart's 5-minute major for spearing.

At 1:54 PM, Blogger fightinamish said...

Particularly since we have indisputable video evidence on instant replay. Hi-yo!

At 10:58 AM, Anonymous pellee said...


At 1:14 PM, Anonymous The Irish Penguin said...

I do enjoy the old school Barrasso photo seen here. All you need next is a Kevin Stevens mugshot and a Lemieux MRI.

At 3:28 PM, Blogger The Contrarian said...

Barasso was one badass goalie. Whatta temper. It looks like he's giving Patrik Elias the bidness.


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