Friday, December 03, 2010

Stuffing the Passer - It's Morning in Notre Dame

Our long national nightmare is over, Notre Dame. Let the sun shine down on your shoulders, let swarms of loving fireflies gently slather your body with kisses as you drink deeply in the luscious ambrosia that is the unspeakably wonderful and oh so forbidden nectar of the magical tree of OH CHRIST WHATEVER WE BEAT SOUTHERN CAL!

Apologies, readers. The House Rock Built has been drunk since Saturday night, and it's difficult to do much more than mash our knuckles against the keyboard while viciously swatting the swarms of bats that have been dive-bombing our heads since sometime around the third quarter of the USC game. Life is confusing now. The Irish are bowl eligible, USC has been vanquished, and this strange and itchy/burny sense of "optimism" is coursing unpleasantly through our ravaged veins as the month of November comes to a close. It's a bad trip, man, but we're going to ride this sucker out until we wake up from this crazy dream or finally asphyxiate on our own tongue. Bless you all, Irish fans. It's morning in Notre Dame.


It's allright, lonely little burger.



8 Comments:

At 10:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious! "More Notre Dame Players will attend a bowl game than at any time over the past two years!" Awesome voiceover to the long-forgotten Ronald Reagan "It's Morning in America" add! LOVE IT!

 
At 12:49 PM, Anonymous Erik '04 said...

A charming rosee indeed. Pirate-hats off to you, gentlemen.

 
At 2:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now THAT was great! I have to admit that I thoroughly, though cautiously, enjoyed watching the team this year. Growing pains, indeed, but it beats the pain of yesteryear, where we just had to sit and watch a bunch of guys be beaten up week after week. I was just a few years ago when my wife and I left ND stadium and ND vs. USC at half time because ND could not muster one first down in 24 minutes of football....

 
At 4:25 AM, Anonymous Turf said...

After this win, I'll forever refer to Tommy Rees as Golda Meir.

 
At 9:15 AM, Anonymous domer03 said...

Awesome job. This is brilliant.

 
At 8:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're funnier when you're loosing.

Sincerely,
- Every Rival Fan

 
At 10:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whine or loose, Michigan will always evacuate air quickly.

Play Like a Muppet Today.

 
At 1:23 AM, Anonymous bookmaking sports said...

I really like the way in which you manage to relate football with muppets, I bet it is not an easy task haha

 

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