Sunday, March 26, 2006

Who is Tim McKenna?

Seeing as three of the last six posts on this site have been poultry-themed, it's about time we change gears a little bit and talk about something new. We don't want to pigeonhole ourselves um, become too predictable.

Anyway, there's some guy on Yahoo's Tournament Pick 'Em named Tim McKenna who correctly picked all four Final 4 teams, and that's just filthy, scary, Faustian deal-with-the-devil stuff. Needless to say, his stock rose quite dramatically after Gunston and his merry lads toppled the mighty Huskies, to the tune of 154 places.

So who is this Tim McKenna fellow? An amoral time traveler hell-bent on disrupting the time-space continuum in order to make a quick buck? A sociopathic introverted idiot savant? A renegade mathematician who inadvertantly stumbled upon an algorithm that unlocks the secrets of the universe? Or is he a fake persona, invented to cover a deeply insidious identity?

One thing's for sure, it's none of these sad-looking dumbasses.