Mustache of the Year
Brock Spack, your ass has been unseated.
There is a new kung-fu master in collegiate sports mustaches, and he goes by the name of Frank Spaziani. Presumably, you all saw him roving Boston College's sideline during tonight's nationally-televised
pillowfight college football game.
Bless us, dear leader, for we are unworthy. Be merciful when judging our pitiful souls. The stache is dead, long live the stache!