Friday, January 20, 2006

Web Search Hall of Fame: Class of 1/20/06

Okay, so way down at the bottom of this page is a link to my , which details how much traffic is coming in and where it's coming from. Now every so often, somebody will stumble across this webpage while using a search engine to find something completely and utterly unrelated. Oftentimes, you learn a lot more about a person by their web searches than they could every learn about you by reading your website. With that in mind, I'll periodically update everyone with the most exciting and humorous redirects of the day. Here are the highlights for today:

  • 7:20 PM. A web surfer from West Columbia, South Carolina was directed here after entering the following query into "how do i find a clock like flava flav has."
    Sadly, I couldn't help you out, but I wish you the best of success for your dubious mission.
  • 5:46 PM: It appears that a very large fellow from Mansfield, Illinois came to the House Rock Built looking for some recreational advice. His search on google was for "skis for a 350-pound man".
    This just blows my mind, it's funny on so many different levels. Tonight when I lay down to go to sleep, I'm going to think about our dear friend from Central Illinois and his 350 pounds of girth tumbling down the well-groomed slopes of the Rocky Mountains.

Any of your bloggers reading feel free to submit some of your favorite search redirects in the comments.


At 1:38 PM, Blogger Kanka said...

OK, I'll bite.

For some reason, I get quite a few "_____'s girlfriend" and "_____'s boyfriend" type searches. The absolute worst was "Diana Taurasi girlfriend."

I think I may have to stare at your panda picture for a while to get that thought out of my head.

At 2:26 PM, Blogger Todd Jones said...

i get at least one person every day googling "hillbilly hotties" and "lil' kim vomiting onstage."

At 3:01 PM, Blogger fightinamish said...

We all get lonely sometimes, Todd, don't judge me... I mean, don't judge those weirdos.


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