Tuesday, July 04, 2006

The Word of the Day is Gynecomastia

Over at USC's site on Rivals, we were treated to a sneak peek at spring workouts with a few candid shots of the team warming up. The most shocking of these snapshots was this freaky-deeky picture of blue-chip linebacker Brian Cushing, who seems to have let the old body go a little bit while recovering from a shoulder injury. While it's not terribly surprising when somebody slips a little bit in their health-consciousness and puts a few pounds on the waistline, it's pretty amazing how Cushing transformed from freak-of-nature superhuman physical specimen to a poster child for the fledgling man-bra industry.

Cushing's rapid muscle degradation and bizarre hormonal side-effects have caused many message-board types to make brash assumptions about his personal life, but I for one feel very strongly that there is no foundation for the character-defaming rumor that Cushing is pregnant. However, if he is, the House Rock Built is offering a $15 million reward for the first amateur paparazzo who can get an exclusive photograph of the genetically-gifted tot.



4 Comments:

At 6:53 PM, Blogger Mr. A said...

when did USC start recruiting girls?

 
At 3:15 PM, Blogger IrishOutsider said...

He'll never get a seat at the table if he doesn't get on a cycle. I mean...I've got a 10-speed in my garage.

 
At 3:20 PM, Blogger Cool Hand Mike said...

Elvira Cushing will be a fine player, yall lay off.

 
At 10:44 AM, Blogger PSUMike said...

Nice man-boobs.

 

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