Nobody Owns the Cooter like Charlie Weis Owns the Cooter

North Carolina has a secret weapon. Tucked down on the depth chart is the ultimate surprise that could spell victory for the Tarheels this weekend. Its name is Cooter Arnold.

Strangely enough, Cooter was actually high school teammates with Irish cornerback Raeshon McNeil, and word is they are pretty chummy. Alas, keep in mind that Charlie Weis has never lost to a man named Cooter before. The last one who tried and failed? Jim Bob Cooter and the Tennessee Volunteers, 2005.