Thursday, November 02, 2006

Nobody Owns the Cooter like Charlie Weis Owns the Cooter

North Carolina has a secret weapon. Tucked down on the depth chart is the ultimate surprise that could spell victory for the Tarheels this weekend. Its name is Cooter Arnold.

Strangely enough, Cooter was actually high school teammates with Irish cornerback Raeshon McNeil, and word is they are pretty chummy. Alas, keep in mind that Charlie Weis has never lost to a man named Cooter before. The last one who tried and failed? Jim Bob Cooter and the Tennessee Volunteers, 2005.

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At 3:03 AM, Blogger Clashmore said...

i knew it.. cooter IS the enemy

At 11:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey this guy who bloggs for NCAA Football is going to the ND vs. UNC game this weekend and wants to know the best things to do.

“But I need help folks! If you’ve been to South Bend, and even better, if you make the trip every weekend let me know where to go, what to see, what to eat! I am sure I can figure out my way around, and getting lost on the palatial campus would be fun for a while. I wouldn’t mind some landmarks to look out for though. So if there are any golden domers out there, or visiting fans who can appreciate the place, speak up. And if you plan on being near Touchdown Jesus this weekend as well, keep a look out for me.”

At 12:43 PM, Anonymous mike said...

its hard enough going through life named after the female anatomy, yet you media types still laugh at their expense. for shame... for shame...


At 8:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, how did you miss that this Cooter went to DAVIE high school in MOCKS-ville. It's almost too much material.

At 8:12 AM, Anonymous Todd Ohlmeyer said...

Living in North Carolina, I am embarrassed that both these guys are from NC. Speaking of North Carolina, it is going to be an eye opener for Irish fans when they travel to Chapel Hill...the guys wear coats and ties and the girls wear dresses to the games - very lame! GO IRISH!!!

At 11:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does "Experience: Sq." mean? Squat?

At 1:49 PM, Blogger Kilted Domer said...

The real question to answer is: how would the Irish do against Luke and Bo Duke, and their feisty tow-truck-driving pal Cooter?

I would "Hazzard" a guess that Daisy Duke would be breaking parietals with the team manager after such a contest.

At 3:47 PM, Anonymous Lou said...

"Dude, how did you miss that this Cooter went to DAVIE high school"

To quote David Letterman, sometimes the jokes just write themselves folks.


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