Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Stuffing the Passer - Boiler Room!

Most Notre Dame fans across the world got a real treat the other day when the entire phone list was robo-called by the University ticket office, with a recording of none other than our own muppet Michael Floyd urging us to buy tickets to the upcoming Irish bowl game in El Paso (I say "most", because unlike irishoutsider, I was able to convince the ND alumni office that I died, alongside my trusty Sherpa, in a tragic heli-skiing accident at the Khumbu icefall in early 2006. Needless to say, it cost a pretty penny to counterfeit the full dental records, autopsy photos, and sworn deposition from the Sherpa's tribal elder that the University demanded in order to remove me from the calling list, but it was well worth it. Instead of getting daily calls from ND begging for money, my "grieving widow" only gets hit up for cash once a month [in addition to the several fundraising drives every year]. You would not believe how nice it is to have that extra free time...).

Needless to say, the lads are hard at work pushing for that bowl game sellout and the Cadillac El Dorado that goes to the biggest seller. Their numbers have been flagging, so the University sent in their big wheel, muppet Coach Kelly, to give the boys in the boiler room a bit of a pep talk on how to turn the golden stack of leads into sweet sweet cash.

Remember: A-B-C: Always Be Closing. And, also, SLACT: Sell Like a Champion Today.


Non possession-specific!!



7 Comments:

At 11:00 AM, Anonymous Erik '04 said...

So I stopped by the site today on a whim not expecting anything new since it's only be a few days. You guys are a muppet video factory over there! Love it!

 
At 9:23 PM, Blogger Misopogon said...

The best thing about Notre Dame football is it provides fodder for the Internet's most hilarious fanbase.

Fantastic work again. We are in awe!

-Misopogon, mgoblog

The worst thing about Notre Dame football is, obviously, Notre Dame football.

 
At 10:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

@Mispogon The best thing about Rich Rod is... everything. Keep him for ever kthxbai...

 
At 10:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We were so wrong! Just as funny as when you were loosing!

- Every Rival Fan

 
At 7:30 AM, Anonymous fmd said...

YOU THERE GOOD SIR! INSTRUCT ME HOW TO DOUGLAS!

 
At 10:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mispogon, you lift me up.

I won't wipe away my tears, because Mishigun cry whenever they want...quite often on gamedays.

Hail to the Victors and Victorias.

 
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