Friday, October 21, 2011

Stuffing the Passer - The Gold Standard

Well, the bye week is over, so it's back to work. Time to shake off the rust and get back to the grindstone. It's kind of a mystery how Stuffing the Passer reported to camp after one week off 50 pounds overweight, but offseason conditioning was never really our thing.

The big news this week is the snazzy new helmets that the lads will be sporting this week against USC. They're super gold. I mean, like, golder than gold. It's almost like how much more gold could they be? None. None more gold.

Of course, if you're a socially maladjusted crazy person like irishoutsider and myself, you can't read articles with titles like "Notre Dame sets gold standard with new helmets" and not immediately think about Ron Paul, monetary policy, William Jennings Bryan, and a gurgling stream of semi-lucid macroeconomics. This week's STP is... uh, special. It also features I believe our first ever cameo by a Nobel laureate. And, if I may be so bold, a line that I really don't think has ever been uttered by any human being before:

"Oh man, Ron Paul ruins everything! This is my 12th birthday party all over again!"


At 12:49 PM, Blogger IrishCalves said...

Saw the link on youtube before coming here - totally guessed right on Tommy's 12th birthday being the tagline.

Respect the football.

At 1:32 PM, Anonymous Greg said...

Rizzle, Three-Diddy!

At 3:59 PM, Blogger KentAllard said...

Fantastic work.

At 10:33 PM, Blogger Craig said...


At 9:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Each week you set the bar higher.

At 1:52 PM, Anonymous Erik '04 said...

For this week, if you guys just want to recycle this post from 2009, we would understand. One of my fav's:

Or if you want to do a Naval version of "Futureball" I'd be all for that as well. You could fit in some video from the old NES game "Silent Service." :)

At 12:31 AM, Anonymous Graphic Design & Coding Jobs Philippines said...

yeah respect football.


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