Stuffing the Passer - Kelly's Eleven
Stuffing the Passer went unintentionally epic this week. Our apologies. Clocking in at five and a half minutes, this gargantuan monstrosity has, like the sucubus of legend, feasted on our life force and drained us of vitality. Do not watch this video, it causes synesthesia. Time moves sideways now. Food tastes like colors and pain feels like a pastel-ish shade of blue.
Enjoy, you beasts. Football is upon us. Let us offer up mighty sacrifices to its wild and unpredictable goat-headed god. Never let it end, your holy goatliness.
You're clearly worthless. But I find you endearing for some reason.
posted by fightinamish @ 12:24 AM
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Hilarious! Your generation has no appreciation for the classics!
That you slipped in a Hunt for Red October reference in front of a Khmer Rouge reference breaks my brain.
Corresponds to the length of this weekends game. THE HORROR!THE HORROR!
It''s good to have you guys back. The summer was humorless! Plus, you're getting so technologically advanced!
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