Friday, September 02, 2011

Stuffing the Passer - Kelly's Eleven

Stuffing the Passer went unintentionally epic this week. Our apologies. Clocking in at five and a half minutes, this gargantuan monstrosity has, like the sucubus of legend, feasted on our life force and drained us of vitality. Do not watch this video, it causes synesthesia. Time moves sideways now. Food tastes like colors and pain feels like a pastel-ish shade of blue.

Enjoy, you beasts. Football is upon us. Let us offer up mighty sacrifices to its wild and unpredictable goat-headed god. Never let it end, your holy goatliness.

You're clearly worthless. But I find you endearing for some reason.


At 10:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious! Your generation has no appreciation for the classics!

At 11:21 PM, Blogger Craig said...

That you slipped in a Hunt for Red October reference in front of a Khmer Rouge reference breaks my brain.

At 1:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corresponds to the length of this weekends game. THE HORROR!THE HORROR!

At 4:53 PM, Anonymous Erik '04 said...

It''s good to have you guys back. The summer was humorless! Plus, you're getting so technologically advanced!

At 1:01 AM, Anonymous bookmaking said...

well I always enjoy football no matter what, especially when I watch the games with my friends and with a couple of beers! :D


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