Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Stuffing the Passer - Rain Delay Theater

For half a century, Samuel Beckett's immortal classic "Waiting for Godot" has been the quintessential literary allegory for ennui, existential dread, and the unnerving absurdity that haunts our every waking minute as we wait in vain for something that will never come. All good things must come to an end, though, just as Godot's fifty-year reign did last Saturday in the rain-soaked, lightning-ravaged hellscape of South Bend, Indiana. Today, the phrase "waiting for Godot" has officially phased out of existence and been replaced with its more modern neologism, "waiting for the rain delay to end in the ND-USF game in order to watch the Irish flail about insanely and commit a hundred new and exciting forms of football suicide." While it may be a bit more of a mouthful than its predecessor, what it lacks in pith it more than makes up for in total accuracy.

Don't worry about Beckett, his legacy is still intact, as he will always be remembered as the guy who lived next door to a school-aged André the Giant and chauffeured him to class (Editors note, I will admit to being quite the horse manure peddler on this blog, but the Beckett-André the Giant connection is actually honestly-to-god real. The world is a deeply insane place. How wondrous is that bizarre and random happenstance?) In the mean time, enjoy Stuffing the Passer's latest foray, "Rain Delay Theater". Some laughs are had, some zombies are killed, and the occasional mock naval battle is performed in a hastily-constructed hippodrome. Bon chance, mes amis.

That's disgusting! Plus, I think it violates a number of maritime treaties.


At 11:58 PM, Anonymous Turf said...

Does Matlock have any eligibility left? I've heard he never drops the ball...

At 12:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

General Buck Turgidson, live doppler radar and muppets. Sweet!
Keep up the good work

At 5:00 PM, Anonymous Erik '04 said...

If only we'd had this to help pass the time last weekend!

At 11:28 AM, Anonymous FMD said...

Matlock. Yeah. (I see what you did there)

At 12:58 AM, Anonymous pay per head call center said...

OH NICE! I love to read tragicomedies and I had never heard of that one, I will try to get it and read it, thanks for the recommendation ;)


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