The Irish are approaching a very dangerous portion of their schedule. This is one of the few times any college football team has to play back-to-back weeks against teams whose mascot is a color. But don't worry, because HRB has the full scouting report on these two vicious colors, okay? Chow down.
|Orange Things: Oranges, Orange Soda, Orange-Flavored Starburst Chews, Tangerine Orange Stella, Basketballs, Life Vests, Vodka Screwdrivers, Mimosas, Agent Orange, A Clockwork Orange, Goldfish, Orange you glad I don't know any more orange things?|
|Cardinal Things: Cardinals, Roses, Cardinal Vestments, Cardinal Rules, Chili Peppers, Radio Flyer Wagons, Merlot, Bloody Marys, Cardinal Sins.|
But hey, we're not done yet. Becuase there's some more teams in Division 1 with color mascots too!
|North Texas Mean Green, Dartmouth Big Green|
|Green Things: Envy, Limes, Grass, Marijuana, Lilly Pads, the Irish Countryside, Praying Mantis, Iguanas, Shamrocks, Apple Martini.|
|Harvard Crimson, Cornell Big Red|
|Red Things: Everything that's Cardinal. Um, blood.|