Sunday, November 13, 2005

The Fightin' Colors

The Irish are approaching a very dangerous portion of their schedule. This is one of the few times any college football team has to play back-to-back weeks against teams whose mascot is a color. But don't worry, because HRB has the full scouting report on these two vicious colors, okay? Chow down.

Syracuse Orange
Orange Things: Oranges, Orange Soda, Orange-Flavored Starburst Chews, Tangerine Orange Stella, Basketballs, Life Vests, Vodka Screwdrivers, Mimosas, Agent Orange, A Clockwork Orange, Goldfish, Orange you glad I don't know any more orange things?
Stanford Cardinal
Cardinal Things: Cardinals, Roses, Cardinal Vestments, Cardinal Rules, Chili Peppers, Radio Flyer Wagons, Merlot, Bloody Marys, Cardinal Sins.

But hey, we're not done yet. Becuase there's some more teams in Division 1 with color mascots too!

North Texas Mean Green, Dartmouth Big Green
Green Things: Envy, Limes, Grass, Marijuana, Lilly Pads, the Irish Countryside, Praying Mantis, Iguanas, Shamrocks, Apple Martini.
Harvard Crimson, Cornell Big Red
Red Things: Everything that's Cardinal. Um, blood.

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home