Indisputable Evidence: Bowl Cities
As the season winds down, fans whose teams are fortunate enough to be in the BCS mix are wrapped up in speculation as the where they will be come the New Year. While everybody may have their own personal preferences, we've set out to find the definitive answer on which city would be the best to send your squad and gaggle of drunken fans to. Here are the results of our exhaustive study.
Jan & Dean's classic, "Little Old Lady from Pasadena"
Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine
In the depths of peyote binge, mistake Saguaro Cactus for supermodel begging for sex.
DUI after crashing float into screaming crowd during Tournament of Roses parade .
Ill-fated canoeing trip down Cahulawassee River.
Prolonged boat chase with Don Johnson in hot pursuit.
There you have it. Miami and Tempe win the battle, with Atlanta and Pasadena straggling behind. Enjoy the bowl season, folks!