Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there (particularly the ones of my illegitimate children)! While you're giving mama a call and sending out flowers, you can thank former Notre Dame football coach Francis E. Hering, who, believe it or not, invented Mother's Day! Have a read and go ahead and file it under "you learn something new every day". Whudathunkit?

Mr. T wanted me to make sure you all called your mama. I don't intend to disappoint him.