Wait, The Irish are 3 TD Underdogs to a Finnish Ski Jumper?
I've just been informed that Notre Dame is 3 touchdown underdogs this weekend against some guy named Jussi Ellai. I haven't even heard of this guy, so I did some googling. Apparently, he won the silver medal in the 1984 Winter Olympics in Sarajevo for ski jumping. Pretty impressive, I guess, but I refuse to believe we've fallen so far that we aren't expected to stay competitive against one middle-aged Finnish guy. Woof, talk about rebuilding.
Jussi, sailing magestically over the Dalmation coastline. You can vaguely see the Notre Dame cornerback in the background with his back to the ball.