And the Pulitzer Prize Goes to...

You read it here first, "Nutt pulls Hogs' Johnson for 'Cocks ball-game, plays with Dick instead."

And look who's breathing down their necks on the depth chart

The lads at NDNation have their own bevy of lecherous interpretations of this headline, too. Can you top it?

EDIT: Well, at 2:50 PM EDT, ESPN called adult swim and kicked the kids out of the pool. The new headline is a lot less racy (un-teste-d? fraid not.) but, oh well. At least we have its screenshot here to cherish for eternity. Anyone want to buy a t-shirt with that picture silkscreened on it?