Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Another South Bend Commitment

The hits keep on coming. While most of us spent the month of May downing daiquiris, drunk-dialing ex-girlfriends, and sobbing uncontrollably into the phone while lying in a gutter with my pants around my ankles, Charlie Weis has been pounding the pavement and locking up the first quarter of what will arguably be the most important recruiting class in his tenure at Notre Dame. The hustle paid off yet again today, when western Pennsylvania multipurpose athlete and consonant-laden Steve Paskorz pledged allegiance to the Irish. In addition to having a phenomenal Notre Dame last name, Paskorz is a member of the oh-so-elite Rivals 100, is also toting offers from Michigan, Ohio State, and Pittsburgh.

Word on the street is that he will see time at Linebacker in South Bend, where he will be able to use his size (6'1, 210) and speed (4.4 or 4.6, depending on who you ask) to terrorize the opposition from the outside. Check out what the critics are saying:
Member of the elite Rivals 100.
Four-Star Linebacker.

The House Rock Built Recruiting Database Prospectometrics
8.23 Angry Vikings

"Spank Over Zest"


At 9:54 AM, Anonymous Phil K. said...

Spank over zest...brilliant

At 2:20 PM, Anonymous Pellee said...

Your consiligiere today told me, "He hates press conferences and his enemies."

At 1:54 AM, Anonymous mike said...

unless steve's middle name starts with an N, the great anagramaticus has a phantom letter. or maybe he meant it that way as an omen to repent.

At 8:51 AM, Anonymous Pellee said...

Maybe Anagramaticus assumed that his full name is "SteveN".

At 1:27 PM, Anonymous mike said...

why did i even question the great anagramaticus? now im gonna go pay my tithe for forgiveness.

At 1:50 PM, Anonymous Anagramaticus said...

All is forgiven, my child.


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