Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Name Another Movie Starring Two Future Governers

So the final inventory came out for Maurice Clarett's vehicle, and it's a pretty impressive stack. Check it:

Official Inventory of Maurice Clarett's Vehicle

AK-47




Three, cont 'em, three handguns.
Hatchet
Bottle of Vodka (half-consumed)
Bulletproof Vest
Flamethrower
Duffel Bag full of Cash and Deadly Snakes


There is really onlyl one explanation for toting around this kind of firepower. Clearly, Maurice Clarett was gearing up for a final climactic showdown with The Predator. Since the Columbus police busted up this battle royale of the ages, it is quite likely the entire population of the city will be brutally and systematically hunted, killed, and dissected by daybreak. May those poor souls rest in peace.


All hail the new overlord of Columbus.



7 Comments:

At 9:31 AM, Anonymous pellee said...

Yet somehow I came through it alive.

He could be gearing up for any number of mythical/horror film villians. Like Freddie Krueger. Who I guess will still get him in his dreams.

 
At 9:37 AM, Blogger IrishOutsider said...

I'm afraid to go to sleep with Groundskeeper Willy on the loose. He's got skeleton powers....

lousy Smarch weather too.

 
At 10:23 AM, Blogger Kilted Domer said...

I'm sure there's some reprobate on the current incarnation of Bugeyes who will come out of the woodwork and protect us from this monster.

 
At 11:54 AM, Anonymous Kelley Cook said...

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlord!

 
At 5:37 PM, Blogger Jeff said...

Maybe he was gonna put the snakes... ON A PLANE!

 
At 8:11 PM, Blogger fightinamish said...

I want these muthafucking snakes out of my muthafuckin SUV!!

 
At 3:44 PM, Blogger paulwesterdawg said...

Dude - you forgot the best one.

The lint brush.

pwd

 

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