Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Name Another Movie Starring Two Future Governers

So the final inventory came out for Maurice Clarett's vehicle, and it's a pretty impressive stack. Check it:

Official Inventory of Maurice Clarett's Vehicle


Three, cont 'em, three handguns.
Bottle of Vodka (half-consumed)
Bulletproof Vest
Duffel Bag full of Cash and Deadly Snakes

There is really onlyl one explanation for toting around this kind of firepower. Clearly, Maurice Clarett was gearing up for a final climactic showdown with The Predator. Since the Columbus police busted up this battle royale of the ages, it is quite likely the entire population of the city will be brutally and systematically hunted, killed, and dissected by daybreak. May those poor souls rest in peace.

All hail the new overlord of Columbus.