It's Rivalry Week!

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[They're] natural born enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! And Welshmen and Scots! And Japanese and Scots! And Scots and other Scots! Lousy Scots! They ruined Scotland!

-Groundskeeper Willie

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Lest we forget the true meaning of "cockfight"

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And no rivalry week is complete without paying homage to the original gangsta rivalry. Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr.