Thursday, December 29, 2005

Illicit Participation

Talk about a wild finish. In the waning seconds of the Alamo Bowl, Michigan dug deep into the playbook and attempted an octuple-hook-and-lateral that ended with both sidelines clearing, confused tackling, and Tyler Ecker coming up one pitch, thirteen yards, and one fatass trombone player away from the greatest finish in college football history.

For those of you who didn't see it or were too disoriented to make sense of it, the House Rock Built, with assistance from the magic of TiVo, has provided this readers' guide to the play that almost was.

Chad Henne

passed to

Jason Avant

lateraled to

Mike Hart

lateraled to

Steve Breaston

lateraled to

Mario Manningham

fumble recovered by

Mike Hart

lateraled to

Sam Sword
Graduate Assistant
Outside Linebackers Coach

lateraled to

Tyler Ecker

fumble recovered by

Herbie Husker

fumble recovered by

Derek Jeter
Former Michigan baseball player

lateraled to

James Earl Jones
Class of '55

lateraled to

Ann Coulter
Michigan JD, '88

fumble recovered by

Mike Wallace
Michigan Alumnus

fumble recovered by

The Crew of Gemini 4
All Michigan graduates
The astronauts were driven out of bounds at the Nebraska 13 yard line as time expired


At 10:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Stuff! Funny ...

At 6:41 AM, Blogger Sean H. said...

Ann Coulter went to UM. That explains so much. My UM grad wife doesn't read this so I'm okay.

Way to go Llllloyd!

At 8:03 AM, Blogger The Contrarian said...

Ann Coulter would make a kickass director of sports information for the Maize & Blue, or at least, be a color commentator for the UM radio network. Just think of the press releases she could send out before the next UM-ND game:

"Notre Dame has an Institute of Peace Studies. What traitors. Does Homeland Security know about this?"

"Furthermore, those idol-worshiping Papists should be burned at the stake after we whoop their Romish asses on the gridiron."

"Lloyd Carr is going to invade Iran, nuke North Korea, deport every Mexican migrant and win the National Championship next season. If he doesn't, I blame the liberal media."

At 9:37 AM, Anonymous Samari said...

I believe his proper name is now Voyd, If you follow the roman numeral convention.

At 3:49 PM, Blogger Yost said...

Ann Coulter only went to LAW SCHOOL in A2. So don't blame us too much.


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