Friday, December 16, 2005

Love Children: Ohio State Edition

The House Rock Built is on a campaign to reunite NCAA stars with their estranged love parents. Well, the DNA tests are in for the Oho State Buckeyes and the results, while salacious, should probably come as no surprise. Behold ye love children and their proud parents.

Nick Mangold
Center, Ohio State

Zachery Ty Bryan
from Home Improvement

Carson Kressley
from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

AJ Hawk
Linebacker, Ohio State

Andre the Giant

from The Goonies

Jim Tressel
Head Coach, Ohio State

Woody Harrelson

from Family Guy

Anthony Schlegel
Linebacker, Ohio State

David Puddy
from Seinfeld

Jack Black

Anthony Gonzalez
Wide Receiver, Ohio State

Vin Diesel

Patrick Stewart

Justin Zwick
Backup Quarterback, Ohio State


Mark-Paul Gosselaar
from Saved by the Bell


At 4:19 AM, Blogger The Shark said...

how can someone as ugly as aj hawk date as good of looking girl as brady's sis?

At 7:59 AM, Blogger Sean H. said...

You know that Zach Ty Bryan is Brady Quinn's cousin right?

Still a solid post.

At 8:41 AM, Anonymous scott said...

"how can someone as ugly as aj hawk date as good of looking girl as brady's sis?"

I shake my head in disgust at the high grade puntang that toad has no doubt gotten since his HS days. Take away the star athlete component, and the dude would likely be a 22 year old virgin.

At 8:47 PM, Blogger fightinamish said...

Unbelievable, ZTB is Brady's second cousin. You learn something new every day.


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