HTWGDI!

In addition to the 10% discount at the Sizzler and a lifetime's subscription to the "Jelly of the Month Club", one of the other major (albeit unwritten) perks of being a Heisman trophy winner is guaranteed sexual relations with any female for as long as you remain virile. I guess this memo was not distributed to this comely lass in New York City, who apparently had a slightly different idea than HTWGDI* Leinart. KeithBacker at NDNation broke this gem of a story:

Here's the edited version of the story:

Two girls (not my personal friends) visiting from out of town (coincidentally Texas). Says she was at Marquee and hit on by Leinhart all night, danced with her, and then was so drunk he groped her....she turned around and slapped him, and left. Here's the photo evidence of his lechery . . .

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EDIT: Well, it looks like the bandwith was exceeded for these images. I could find another version and repost the, but who cares, really, you've all seen them about a trillion times already.

Also, it looks like USC's media department is in damage control mode, as Inside USC has come rushing to the rescue. Per InsideUSC:

I can, like, totally vouch that this stuff so didn't happen. Seriously. Nuff said.

So there you have it. Indisputable. Furthermore, a lot has been made of these goofy pictures, but we'd just like to make it clear we're not moralizing here. What really inspired HRB to link to these pictures was that it shows even the Gods among us strike out every once in a while. And that gives hope to every man.

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Poor Matt. Looks like he could have used a little assistance that night out at the bars. Well, at least that explains why he chundered up his Spaghetti-O's at the Heisman presentation ceremony.

* = Heisman Trophy Winner, Goddammit!