Caption Contest!

Today's ESPN poll was very comical. The question "Who should win the Heisman trophy this year?" netted the results shown in the map below (I'll let you guess which color represents Reggie Bush and which represents Vince Young). It's so funny that it's ripe for parody. I made my own fake question for this, but I'll bet you guys can do even better. Fill in your question and responses and make your own ridiculous poll! Be sure to leave your answers in the comments!

Should You Mess With Texas?