Friday, December 09, 2005

Caption Contest!

Today's ESPN poll was very comical. The question "Who should win the Heisman trophy this year?" netted the results shown in the map below (I'll let you guess which color represents Reggie Bush and which represents Vince Young). It's so funny that it's ripe for parody. I made my own fake question for this, but I'll bet you guys can do even better. Fill in your question and responses and make your own ridiculous poll! Be sure to leave your answers in the comments!


At 10:26 PM, Anonymous Alces said...

Q: Best entity ending in "aco"
1: Texaco
2: Monaco

Q: Best Ritter?
1: Tex
2: John

Q: Preferred form of death penalty
1: Texecution
2: Rarely, if ever

Q: "Everything's bigger in..."
1: Texas
2: My pants

Q: Word or words most commonly associated with "Young"
1: "Vince"
2: "Under 18 will get you 20"

At 11:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is chili a food group?

Yes = Green
No = Blue

At 11:47 PM, Anonymous matteo said...

What comes from Texas

Green = Steers
Blue = Queers

At 12:14 AM, Anonymous Tommy O said...

Sexual intercourse appropriate with cousin...

1) on sundays
2) if texan-like offspring are desired.

At 4:16 AM, Anonymous captaineclectic said...

Build a wall around...

1) Mexico
2) Texas

At 2:42 PM, Blogger Tyrone Davieham said...

How many guns do you keep in your truck?

1)0 (blue)
2)4 (green)

At 2:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Texas kick USC's butt left and right?

1)Hook 'em horns!Yeeeeeeha!(Green)

At 10:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most important article of clothing for an interview:

1)A sharp tie
2)A really big belt buckle

At 1:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Build a wall around...

1)(Green) Texas, keep 'em out
2) (Blue) Texas, Keep 'em in

At 1:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The girls in this state...

1)Have not hooked up with Matt Leinart
2)Have hooked up with Matt Leinart

At 4:03 PM, Blogger fightinamish said...

"The girls in this state...

1)Have not hooked up with Matt Leinart
2)Have hooked up with Matt Leinart"



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