Whoaaaa Nellie! It's time for Mad Libs!
Keith Jackson certainly stirs up a range of emotions in people. Some people can't stand him, others feel he is unimpeachable in his sanctity in the pantheon of college football. Whatever you feel about Keith Jackson, today you have a rare opportunity to be Keith Jackson. Maybe seeing the world through Keith's eyes will help us come to a more accurate and fair judgment of the man, the myth and the legend. So go get a partner (or a pardner, if Brent Musburger is around), print out this post, and rip it in half at the line. Fill in the blanks and have a hollerin' good time!