Indisputable Evidence: At-Large Teams
There's been a lot of bellyaching about the two at-large spots in the BCS. While we can certainly use facts, logic, and basic reasoning skills to indisputibly show Notre Dame's worthiness of grabbing one of these, there would be little efficacy in doing so, as "Basic Reasoning" is a Graduate-level class at Oregon and tOSU. Plus, ndoldtown did it already over at NDNation. Nay, the best way to settle this score is with a big stupid tale-of-the-tape list. It's a dirty job, but dammit, somebody has to do it.
The only game where "close" is good enough.
Mythical Lumberjack Thomas Autzen
The Blessed Virgin
In a tree during the cold, cold winter.
Children served to English peasants.
Sweatervest and tie, a la Apollo 13 Engineer.
Cheezy Mustache and feathered hair. Does anyone else think Bellotti looks like the guy from the Wedding Singer?
Hail! Hail! The Gang's All Here!
Who's Got the Sweetest Disposition?
Shake Down the Thunder from the Sky
"Education for Citizenship"
Knowledge is Good
(Mary, our) Life, Sweetness, and Hope
There you go. Indisputible. Book your hotels and pack your sunscreen, jam your iPods with Gin Blossoms and Jimmy Eat World tunes, and let's crack some skulls in the desert.