Saturday, November 26, 2005

You Stay Classy, Boulder



Dateline, BOULDER, CO -- Distraught by a disastrous performance against archnemesis Nebraska, several goobers from the CU student section began hurling deritus onto the field. Boulder police took a few minutes off of their search for the Real Killer to crush some hippie skulls and restore law and order at Folsom Field, eventually clearing out the entire student section. Those not fortunate enough to be ejected from the game were forced to watch the painstaking conclusion to the 30-3 beat-down.


You Stay Classy, Boulder


If Friday's performance warranted a hail of water bottles thrown from the student section, here's a preview of what you'll see at the Big XII Championship Game (which the Buffs backed into due to Iowa State's futility against Kansas):