Thursday, September 07, 2006

Andy French Gets a Bit of Leniancy

Well, we at last have some closure in the Andy French case, as the misguided gambler has pleaded down to a misdemeanor for an abusive drunken call he made to Ty Willingham. $2,000 bucks, some community service, a year of probation, some alcohol classes, and a heartfelt apology later, the book appears to be closed. Now that I think about it, I think any of our readers would probably be better off for doing those things as well.

This reminds me that the Andy French Cup is still alive and well, and hopefully the calls will start rolling in as the coaching letdowns begin. I didn't get any word from Cal or Colorado fans last week, probably because they were too busy crawling inside a bottle and never coming out. Put simply, when you get drunk and angry at a coach, call the House Rock Built's online voicemail and leave some drunken abuse for whomever you're mad at. The number is 312-239-0841, and it's open 24 hours. Vent, and let the healing begin.



2 Comments:

At 5:18 PM, Anonymous captaineclectic said...

Please take note that "pleading to a misdemeanor" was a successful tactic for Andy. I'm just bringing this up so that the next time I give you this advice, you don't smash me in the face with a broken bottle of Mad Dog.

 
At 3:39 PM, Blogger Run Up The Score said...

Worth every penny, I'd imagine. The $2,000 fine *and* whatever you paid for the Mad Dog.

 

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