Friday, September 22, 2006

O Canadabama

Big thanks to the House Rock Built's consiglieri Captain Eclectic, who reminded us on today's Friday Night Lites that if there were no auto industry, Michigan would have been annexed by Canada and would subsequently be Canada's shamefully redneck southern state. Ergo, henceforth my affectionate nickname for the state of Michigan will be "Canadabama". Learn it and love it, then buy a shirt expressing your love:

O, Canadabama, our home and native land.

UPDATE: Now available in women's, cause we all know how much the ladies hate Michigan.

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At 3:47 PM, Blogger Badger Tracker said...

Little bit of a stretch there.

At 10:59 AM, Anonymous UM Brad said...

I guess that makes Indiana Canada's Mississippi? That or Arkansas, take your pick.

At 3:04 PM, Blogger Meehogan said...

I can say that if Michigan and its rednecks are Alabama, then the goobers in Indiana are a third world nation.

At 8:20 PM, Anonymous mike said...

I believe that would mean Indiana is Canada's Mexico.

At 1:00 PM, Blogger gwzimm said...

when I was a student, we didn't do T-Shirts. We had a button every week. I'd like to see you make a t-shirt of a button we wore for the USC game:


At 10:17 PM, Blogger Kilted Domer said...

I remember a fairly poignant t-shirt that was making the round during my freshman year when we played USC and then Navy consecutively, and the shirt said "Break open the Trojans, bring on the Seamen."

Just a tad disgusting, particularly the little sailor-hat wearing sperm on the back.

At 7:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Notre Dame...playing for a pansy ass tie against a school in Canada's Alabama in 1966.

Notre Dame players like Paul Hornung accepting a farce of a Heisman Trophy vote.

Notre Dame players like Theisman changing the pronounciation of their name for self publicity.

Notre Dame players accepting $60,000.00 loans from Seattle boosters.

Notre Dame players accepting gifts and sex from a female booster.

"Cockadoodle" Lou Holtz.

Jerry "A Great High School Coach" Faust.

Tyrone "Shoelaces" Willingham.

Bob "I Look Like Bill Curry" Davie

Charlie "I Look Like Phil Fulmer" Weis

Any questions?

At 8:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

37-21 - OWNED!

At 8:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stumbled on this. Thought it was very as hell. I'm from Alabama and I want one of these t-Shirts

At 7:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said... Michigan to what do you compare Indiana to?? i don't even think that place exists. all i know is that Indiana is the armpit of the United States! part of it all was all the shots of notre dame fans crying...made my week



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