Friday, December 15, 2006

The House Rock Built is Sick

Sorry, kiddos, the House Rock Built has been deathly ill the last few days. Fortunately, not too much has happened in the college football world, but nonetheless, it's a big mea culpa for not keeping everybody up to speed. Provided we're able to wheel over my compter to my iron lung tomorrow, hopefully we'll get some updateage for my loyal viewers.

As a heads up, the First Annual "Bloggies" are in session, and nominations are being accepted this week over at MGo. Hopefully, I can get my nominees up in a post tomorrow, but I'd like to get your input as well before I finalize my list.

Aaaand... since this post needs a punchline, how about Texas having to choose between two different McCoys to quarterback their team during the Alamo bowl. I say, why limit it to two? There's a little known footnote to the NCAA charter that says the Texas Longhorns can draft any able-bodied male in the country whose last name is McCoy as an emergency quarterback. Why not do a tandem of these badass McCoys?


ADA Jack McCoy

Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy

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6 Comments:

At 6:35 AM, Anonymous dbldomer7375 said...

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a quarterback.

 
At 7:01 AM, Blogger Jamie said...

Unfortunately, Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy won't be born for a couple hundred years, and Deforest Kelly, his modern-day alter ego, died a few years ago.

Now, as it's probable that Texas is allowed to call up the souls of dead McCoys to act as their quarterbacks, this may not be a problem for them.

 
At 7:22 AM, Blogger gwzimm said...

Get well, and for gods sake, quit drinking out of the bedpan

 
At 8:27 AM, Anonymous OITLinebacker said...

What no Hatfields? Or did the McCoy's kill them all off?

 
At 1:26 PM, Anonymous samari said...

re: Bones

He's dead, Jim

 
At 8:31 AM, Anonymous captaineclectic said...

Sure, DeForest Kelly is dead, and sure, Bones won't be born for hundreds of years. However, Texas doesn't have to resort to black magic to summon Bones.

They need only communicate with humpback whales, who will call for McCoy using whalesong that can be recorded and stored. Sure enough, the Enterprise will use the sun as a slingshot and time-travel to 2006. McCoy will have time for a practice or two before suiting up.

 

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