New Irish Defensive Coordinator Has... Many Talents

When I asked Brian at MGoblog if he had any scoop on future Irish defensive coordinator Corwin Brown, who (sad as it is ) is a Michigan alum, I wasn't expecting the... er... amount of depth that he would answer in. Well, all hail the internet, because Brian was able to rustle up the naked truth about Brown. From his post on the Fanhouse, which he culled from a story made by a commentator at mgo, here's an interesting tidbit on Brown:

Corwin was *always* walking around the halls naked. I think he'd purposefully wait until a parents weekend to go walking down the hall while the parents of the girls had to pass through our hall to get to the girls half of SQ. And believe me, when you're hung like Corwin, you're freakin' **PROUD** to walk down the halls nekked. I can still see him casually lookin' into someones room... "What's up?"..

Naturally, this story should be taken with a grain of salt. Before you get too excited, Irish fans, remember that being the best-hung person at UM isn't actually that much of an accomplishment.