Monday, August 27, 2007

The House Rock Built is Deep Undercover

Well, ladies, it's football season, so it's time for The House Rock Built to emerge from his watery lair at the bottom of the swamp and entertain you kiddos for another fantastic football season. My first assignment? A dangerous secret mission deep in the heart of enemy territory. That's right, clones, The House Rock built is currently holed up in a hotel in none other than Ann Arbor, Michigan. But don't worry, readers, I made sure I was up to date on my immunizations before I stepped foot in this lovely hamlet (she is a whore, you know...)

A routine business trip put your enterprising editor right in the belly of the beast, and so far the subterfuge is going well. So far I've hoisted some pints with mgoblog at the local speak-easy, gave a loving vaffangulo gesture to the Big House as I drove by, impregnated several Wolverine co-eds, and, most importantly, I'm currently in the process of getting my smoking room at the Holiday Inn Express condemned by plowing through three packs of Parliament lights while blogging. I'm doing this for all of you. You're very welcome.

Anyway, so far I've survived. Any requests for specific defacement of the Michigan campus can be made in the comments. I can't promise I'll get to all of them (I can only muster up so many deuces, dammit. I'm not a machine), but I'll give it my best shot.

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At 7:58 AM, Blogger Jeremiah said...

Actually, I think your lifelong goal should now also be to deface all of Ann Arbor's sister cities in some fashion.

At 8:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, whatever you do, make sure you don't deface the actual CAMPUS. We need to make sure it's someplace the students/football players will actually see.

At 4:44 PM, Anonymous Samari said...

I suggest stealing Chad Henne's LV purse and making him cry

At 5:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boasting about imagined sexual promiscuity and Notre Dame apparently go together well now.
I assume this is a post by Darrel Hand, no?

At 6:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re: dropping a deuce

I thought someone already took a dump on Ann Arbor. Don't they call it the 'big house'?


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