Friday, November 18, 2005

For a Taste of Your Whiskey, I'll Give You Some Advice

Rivalry week is a glorious thing. For some, it's a chance to bask in the glory of their victorious alma mater. For others, it's a chance to drink ten bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and get arrested for Battery. But for folks like myself, it's a chance to blow your kids' college fund on ill-advised wagers. So if any of you are itching to blow your cash and want to know where the smart money is going, here are my absolutely free, guaranteed winners in these rivalry week matchups.

Winner
Spread

Rival

Butter
+15.5

Margarine


Boxers
-2.5

Briefs
Using It
+8

Losing It


Morrissey
+2

Robert Smith

Joe
+24

The Volcano

Little Mac
-1.5

King Hippo
Great Taste
Pick 'em

Less Filling

My Way
+10

The Highway

Beer Before Liquor
-25

Liquor Before Beer


Autobots
-2.5

Decepticons

Triangle Man
-34

Particle Man
Brown
-3

Board of Education


Nature
+4

Nurture

Evolution
-28

Creationism



2 Comments:

At 12:39 PM, Anonymous Sean H said...

A TMBG reference, nice.

 
At 10:46 AM, Blogger Newspaper Hack said...

Oh, my God. So awesome. But Morrissey is totally a seven-point favorite.

 

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