For a Taste of Your Whiskey, I'll Give You Some Advice

Rivalry week is a glorious thing. For some, it's a chance to bask in the glory of their victorious alma mater. For others, it's a chance to drink ten bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and get arrested for Battery. But for folks like myself, it's a chance to blow your kids' college fund on ill-advised wagers. So if any of you are itching to blow your cash and want to know where the smart money is going, here are my absolutely free, guaranteed winners in these rivalry week matchups.

Winner	Spread	Rival
Butter	+15.5	Margarine
Boxers	-2.5	Briefs
Using It	+8	Losing It
Morrissey	+2	Robert Smith
Joe	+24	The Volcano
Little Mac	-1.5	King Hippo
Great Taste	Pick 'em	Less Filling
My Way	+10	The Highway
Beer Before Liquor	-25	Liquor Before Beer
Autobots	-2.5	Decepticons
Triangle Man	-34	Particle Man
Brown	-3	Board of Education
Nature	+4	Nurture
Evolution	-28	Creationism