Sunday, January 08, 2006

Your 2005 Hair All-Americans

2005 was another spectacular year in college football, and it's time to hand out some postseason hardware. The House Rock Built has painstakingly scoured miles of film and scouting reports and come up with your 2005 All-Hairmericans. Congratulations, fellas!

Offense

Quarterback
Isiah Stanback
Washington
Running Back
Laurence Maroney
Minnesota
Maurice Drew
UCLA
Tight End
Vernon Davis
Maryland
Wide Receiver
Jeff Samardzija
Notre Dame
Santonio Holmes
Ohio State




Defense

Defensive Line
Matt Toeaina
Oregon
Domata Peko
Michigan State
Mathias Kiwanuka
Boston College
Linebackers
Corey Mays
Notre Dame



A.J. Hawk
Ohio State
Secondary
Devin Hester
Miami
Darnell Bing
USC



Behold your glorious trophy.



4 Comments:

At 11:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that would be a great team....i would sub omar jacobs at QB though

 
At 11:36 PM, Blogger fightinamish said...

How could I have forgotten Omar Jacobs? I knew that the MACC was underrepresented on the All-Hairmerican team.

 
At 9:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hair-larious! Hahahahaaa... ha... *ahem*

 
At 9:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

from recent memory (sadly), bobby carpenter and jason teague need a nod. bobby conditions after all.

 

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